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Met Gala 2014: 37-40

Here‘s the slideshow I used:

37. Shailene Woodley(Rodarte)

Shailene Woodley

Okay, um… not sure what’s going on with the top of this dress, but it’s remarkably unflattering. I love the colors, but there’s too much sheer (especially the long sleeves…) and I can’t get past the shape of the dress and how poorly it showcases Shailene’s gorgeous figure. Sorry, NAY.

38. Johnny Depp & Amber Heard(Giambattista Valli)

Johnny Depp, Amber Heard

Oh Johnny, why? I understand eccentric, you’ve always been able to pull it off… except on the red carpet. The shoes, the glasses, the hair?? Gah, I love you, but it’s a NAY from me.
And Amber, darling, you’re absolutely stunning but that isn’t even close to being the best color for you. It’s too pale, and doesn’t go well with the red lipstick. NAY.
But you two ARE adorable. 🙂

39. Florence Welch(Valentino)

Florence Welch

The minimal makeup is refreshing and suits her very well, and even she can even pull off a purplish-gray…but the top of this dress is just too much, and the neckline is severely low, AND, on closer inspection, is not only a butterfly print, but there are 3-dimensional butterflies forming what I presume is a collar…? Nope. I can’t… yeah, nope. NAY.

40. Zoe Saldana(Michael Kors)

Photo 40 from Zoe Saldana

The top of this dress is absolutely stunning- simple, flattering cut, and  simple black so that it doesn’t detract from the gorgeous Zoe. HOWEVER, the bottom is disastrous. I could probably excuse the pattern if the skirt was just about any other shape but…this. I’m not even sure what this would be called, but it ruins the entire thing for me. Sorry Michael and Zoe, NAY.

 

Is it just me, or do a lot of these dresses have appealing tops or bottoms but never both? -.-

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